![]() ![]() Though, for a bull on the rebound or stress eating, it’s stuffed crust all day, baby. Enter the Margherita pizza, a Taurean poem of suntanned edges, expensive cheese and herb confetti. Taurus lives for indulgence and caloric abandon masquerading as fancy s–t on a pretty plate. TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Margherita pizza Heavy hitting and fancy AF, Margherita is the move for Taurus. Add to this that they are about as subtle as bright orange and as easy to digest as fermented cayenne pepper. Hot on purpose and prone to leave a stain, Aries is the buffalo pizza of the zodiac. ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Buffalo pizza Buffalo pizza, like the Aries temperament is not for the faint of heart. Wherever you live and however you celebrate the carbohydrate of kings, we hope you’ll pair your pie with our list of the zodiac signs as pizzas. NYC is still considered the pizza capital of the US with 18% of the best pizza joints in the country falling within the city limits. NYPOST/ Paola MorrongielloĪmericans, including the aforementioned pepperoni prince, owe a debt to Italian immigrants who brought the fabled pizza pie with them across the Atlantic, establishing an appetite for the humble delicacy in New York City and beyond. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore. Upon being roused and asked to account for his crimes he put his hands up and calmly inquired whether the pepperoni pizzas had arrived. ![]() In further observance of this hallowed day I would personally like to honor GOAT American pizza fan, six-year-old Mason Stonehouse a probable Taurus who ordered hundreds of dollars worth of delivery pizza while playing on his dad’s phone before bed. I could think of a few contenders but in honor of National Pizza Day on February 9th, we’ll concede to Kevin’s claim. I flew to Italy to get pizza and the trip cost me less than a Domino’s pieĬomedian Kevin James waxed poetic about the power and pleasure of the pizza pie, arguing, “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” ![]() Mob hitman known for dissolving victims in acid found working at pizzeria SC family raises over $262K for Domino’s driver, 72, who fell while delivering pizzas Brooklyn pizzeria in ‘Saturday Night Fever’ closing after 70 years ![]()
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